SOLD OUT - Sexy Vampirisa is your host for four sci-fi
horror spoofs plus a hilarious primer on horror movie cliches. See the sexy martian queen try to seduce Pope Bruno
the first in MARS VS THE POPE! See post-apocolyptic wanderers battle in ARTIFACT! See backwoods goofballs describe
weird encounters in LOOK! UFOs! See stupid teens hacked by a giant mutant eyeball in the poorly-dubbed EYEBALL OF FEAR!
All this madness plus a primer on horror cliches from Vampirisa herself! (unrated: sexual situations, adult langugage,
gore, dark humor).
Reviews:
"I really enjoyed "Vampirisa's Velvet Vault of Horror." You understand that the kind of movies we make are at their
best when they have a sense of humor (especially about themselves) and you took the "anthology" approach. Beautiful!
- Lou Vockell, Director of Hookers in a Haunter House
"Vampirisa's Velvet Vault of Horror" is the rare humorous horror film that is genuinely funny."
- Ron Ford, Writer/Director of The Crawling Brain
"It's four movies in one! I enjoyed Joe Sherlock's "Vampirisa's Velvet Vault of Horror" more than many
slick product from the B-movie schlockmeisters in Hollywood. MARS VS. THE POPE must rank as one of the all-time great
titles and EYEBALL OF FEAR has the clever gag of sounding like a dubbed-in Mexi-Flick! Sherlock D.P.s for many film makers,
and this tape is a neat look at his own ensemble company." - Paul Scrabo, www.scrabo.com