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Hey y'all! Here I am between the lovely Stephanie Marie and Jackey Neyman Jones. I am in the midst of making another horror anthology, with each segment focused around a monster. Kind of goofy monsters, but hey, b-movies are fun, right?


I thought I would set up a pre-order page like I did for BEYOND THE WALL OF FEAR that would allow folks to pre-order a dvd of this movie in a variety of packages, get their names in the credits, and help support the remaining production. I am calling this flick...



As with my past stuff, this one celebrates b-movies by being chock full of blood, monsters and beautiful ladies. My goal is to make a fun and fast paced b-horror flick that goes well with a comfy couch, some like-minded genre fan friends and some cold beer.

Favorite folks from my past productions are returning, and as always there may even be a few new faces.

Jackey Neyman Jones played Debbie in the infamous Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) favorite MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (her dad played "The Master" and did the wild art direction as well), and reprises her role in the upcoming MANOS RETURNS. She was also featured in my last flick, BEYOND THE WALL FOF FEAR. In STRANGE MONSTERS, Jackey plays a mom dealing with a rebellious daughter as well as a monsterous pest in the garage!


Cult b-movie icon George Stover (Polyester, The Alien Factor) has also agreed to a cameo in the movie and will be shooting his scene by the end of the summer.

SO COME ON ALONG, AND DIG UP SOME STRANGE MONSTERS! This page is a way to preorder the initial release of the DVD, but also a chance to help with a few final production costs, duplication fees, etc. and get some snazzy rewards for it!


EVERY LEVEL COMES WITH A NAME IN THE CREDITS! I've tried to put together some cool packages with some other movies, original art and other wacky stuff. Check them out to the left...

























These prices include shipping within the U.S.
For international shipping, please email me.


PRE-ORDER PACKAGES:




THE PLAIN CHEESE: An autographed Strange Monsters DVD, a limited-edition, signed and numbered art card, and a special thanks in the credits of the movie - $25

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SHOT-ON-VIDEO MADNESS: An autographed Strange Monsters DVD, a limited-edition, signed and numbered art card, a special thanks in the credits of the movie, the Truly Dreadful Tales DVD (four monster tales written by me, directed by others), and a bonus mystery DVD - $35

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MONSTER HEAD: An autographed Strange Monsters DVD, a limited-edition, signed and numbered art card, a special thanks in the credits of the movie and a black baseball cap with an embroidered GLOW-IN-THE-DARK Skullface Astronaut logo! - $47

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THE WALL: An autographed Strange Monsters DVD, a limited-edition, signed and numbered art card, a special thanks in the credits of the movie and a signed, limited edition Strange Monsters 11 x 17 poster! - $47

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THE MYSTERY BOX: An autographed Strange Monsters DVD, a special thanks in the credits of the movie, and a Skullface Astronaut Mystery Box! The mystery box contains DVDs of movies I have worked on; DVDs of movies I have not worked on but I think are cool; some of my self-published zines; plus comic books, music, toys and other mysterious goodies AND a one-of-a-kind original art card (not a print - an actual original drawing). - $67

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PRODUCER PACKAGE: An autographed Strange Monsters DVD, a limited-edition, signed and numbered art card, a special one-of-a-kind illustration (not a print, an original piece of artwork) thanking you for your support, and a listing as a Producer in the credits of the movie - $97

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CIGAR-CHOMPING EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: An autographed Strange Monsters DVD, a limited-edition, signed and numbered art card, a special one-of-a-kind illustration (not a print, an original piece of artwork) thanking you for your support, a few other surprise goodies, and a listing as an Executive Producer in the credits of the movie - $197

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DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Gain the bragging rights to call yourself not just an executive producer, but a Double Secret Probation Executive Producer - and those who don't 'get it' when you say that, well, they probably are not friends worth keeping anyway. You get an autographed Strange Monsters DVD, a limited-edition, signed and numbered art card, a black baseball cap with an embroidered GLOW-IN-THE-DARK Skullface Astronaut logo, a signed, limited edition Strange Monsters 11 x 17 poster, several other surprise goodies, and a listing as Double Secret Probation Executive Producer in the credits of the movie! - $500

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SUPER DUPER DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Gain the bragging rights to call yourself not just an executive producer, but a Super Duper Double Secret Probation Executive Producer - and those who don't 'get it' when you say that, well, they probably are not friends worth keeping anyway. You get an autographed Strange Monsters DVD, a limited-edition, signed and numbered art card, a black baseball cap with an embroidered GLOW-IN-THE-DARK Skullface Astronaut logo, a signed, limited edition Strange Monsters 11 x 17 poster, a whole bunch of surprise items, and a listing as Super Duper Double Secret Probation Executive Producer in the credits of the movie! - $900

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The purchase of any of these packages does not imply anything beyond that - a purchase. By purchasing a package that includes your name in the credits, you are doing only that - buying a spot for your name in the credits. There is no implication of any ownership of the film, sharing of potential profits, etc.

Packages are expected to ship in early 2018